A few Cristiano Ronaldo jokes

Ok, we all know Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo crashed his Ferrari yesterday, so inevitably this has led to several jokes been brandished around the work place. I have heard several decent ones today, but here are a few which have made the cut.

Q : Why did Cristiano Ronaldo crash his Ferrari ?

A : Because he's no good at corners.

Q : What did Cristiano Ronaldo say when he got out of his crashed Ferrari?

A : They should of moved the wall back ten yards.

If anyone has any more decent Ronaldo jokes to share with me can they please leave a comment below!